here are some jokes to lighten up your day...
| Good News |  |
| Bad News |
| Doctor: | I have some good news and I have some bad news. |
| Patient: | What's the good news? |
| Doctor: | The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live. |
| Patient: | That's the good news? What's the bad news? |
| Doctor: | The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday!
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| Gallery Owner: | I have some good news and some bad news. |
| Artist: | What's the good news? |
| Gallery Owner: | The good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of your paintings would go up after you die. When I told him they would he bought every one of your paintings. |
| Artist: | That's great! What's the bad news? |
| Gallery Owner: | The bad news is that man was your doctor! |
| Wife: | I have some good news and some bad news. |
| Husband: | What's the good news? |
| Wife: | The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000. |
| Husband: | Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news? |
| Wife: | The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary! |
| Lawyer: | I have some good news and some bad news. |
| Client: | Well, give me the bad news first. |
| Lawyer: | The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene |
| Client: | Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news? |
| Lawyer: | The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130! |
| Doctor: | I have some good news and some bad news. |
| Patient: | What's the good news? |
| Doctor: | The good news is they are naming a disease after you! |
3 comments:
hahahahahahahahaha! Great idea Devin!
LOL...brilliant, all of them x
these were good!!!
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