Joke of the day

Following in my moms footsteps i think i am going to do a joke of the day what i will do is that every time i happend to be on blogger i will find or make up a joke and put it on my blog and if anybody that reads my blog wants to do the same you can either put a joke of the day on your blog or leave a joke as a comment...


hopefully somebody decides to do what i am doing...



by the way my joke of the day was good news and the bad news post....

just some tunes...

the title says it all but this is one of my favorite artist and this is one of my favorite songs by him...


so just lay back and enjoy... but don't enjoy to much so you can't hear the song...

the good news and the bad news...

here are some jokes to lighten up your day...

	Good News
	Bad News

Doctor:	I have some good news and I have some bad news.
Patient:	What's the good news?
Doctor:	The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live.
Patient:	That's the good news? What's the bad news?
Doctor:	The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday!

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Gallery Owner:	I have some good news and some bad news.
Artist:	What's the good news?
Gallery Owner:	The good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of your paintings would go up after you die. When I told him they would he bought every one of your paintings.
Artist:	That's great! What's the bad news?
Gallery Owner:	The bad news is that man was your doctor!

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Wife:	I have some good news and some bad news.
Husband:	What's the good news?
Wife:	The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband:	Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news?
Wife:	The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!

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Lawyer:	I have some good news and some bad news.
Client:	Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer:	The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client:	Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer:	The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

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Doctor:	I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient:	What's the good news?
Doctor:	The good news is they are naming a disease after you!

music 4 my monday

nickel back if today was your last day is my music for my monday... enjoy

Nickelback - New Music - More Music Videos

music 4 my monday

my music videos are my favorite jonas brothers songs.... those are just some of my favorites i like many many more

Oh shucks!

so i went to the relay and everything was going fine then came a dark cloud and it was moving pretty fast! and i just was thinking one thing uh oh this can't be good. so me and my grandpa went to go get some sloppy Joe's then when you was almost finished eating it just started to down pour it lasted about 15 minutes and me and my friend were just both thinking a years worth of working destroyed in just 15 minutes and it was just totally destroyed the luminary bags were all wet and soggy a couple tents were flooded and well almost flipped over so we had to call of the relay and we just had started to have fun...



I wish i had some photos but i don't it was a horrible sight to see all the luminary's destroyed us having to shut down the relay it was just horrible